Mysterious Illness Attacks Tea Party Rallies
Thousands of people attending Tea party rallies have been struck by a mysterious illness that renders them incapable of making even the simplest signs without making incredibly stupid spelling errors. The disease doesnt seem to discriminate between young and old, people of all ages attending these rallies seem to be afflicted with this terrible problem. Conspiracy theorists claim democrates may be sneaking in to rallies and spiking the punch with vodka. Our resarchers have gathered pictures of the pathetic people who are suffering from thios illenss. Authorities have not been able to discover the cause yet. there seems to be no cure.